"It may seem very strange talkin' to me about these here affairs, miss,"said Sam with great vehemence: "but all I can say is, that I'm not only ready but villin' to do anythin' as'll make matters agreeable; and if chuckin'
either o' them Sawboneses out o' winder 'ull do it, I'm the man." As Sam Weller said this, he tucked up his wristbands, at the imminent hazard of falling off the wall in so doing, to intimate his readiness to set to work immediately.
Flattering as these professions of good feeling were, Arabella resolutely declined (most unaccountably as Sam thought), to avail herself of them.
For some time she strenuously refused to grant Mr.Winkle the interview Sam had so pathetically requested; but at length, when the conversation threatened to be interrupted by the unwelcome arrival of a third party, she hurriedly gave him to understand, with many professions of gratitude, that it was barely possible she might be in the garden an hour later, next evening.Sam understood this perfectly well; and Arabella bestowing upon him one of her sweetest smiles, tripped gracefully away, leaving Mr.Weller in a state of very great admiration of her charms, both personal and mental.
Having descended in safety from the wall, and not forgotten to devote a few moments to his own particular business in the same department, Mr.
Weller then made the best of his way back to the Bush, where his prolonged absence had occasioned much speculation and some alarm.
"We must be careful," said Mr.Pickwick, after listening attentively to Sam's tale, "not for our own sakes, but for that of the young lady.
We must be very cautious."
" We !" said Mr.Winkle, with marked emphasis.
Mr.Pickwick's momentary look of indignation at the tone of this remark, subsided into his characteristic expression of benevolence, as he replied:
" We , sir! I shall accompany you."
"You!" said Mr.Winkle.
"I," replied Mr.Pickwick, mildly."In affording you this interview, the young lady has taken a natural, perhaps, but still a very imprudent step.If I am present at the meeting, a mutual friend, who is old enough to be the father of both parties, the voice of calumny can never be raised against her hereafter."Mr.Pickwick's eyes lightened with honest exultation at his own foresight, as he spoke thus.Mr.Winkle was touched by this little trait of his delicate respect for the young protegee of his friend, and took his hand with a feeling of regard, akin to veneration.
"You shall go," said Mr.Winkle.
"I will," said Mr.Pickwick."Sam, have my great-coat and shawl ready, and order a conveyance to be at the door to-morrow evening, rather earlier than is absolutely necessary, in order that we may be in good time."Mr.Weller touched his hat, as an earnest of his obedience, and withdrew to make all needful preparations for the expedition.
The coach was punctual to the time appointed; and Mr.Weller, after duly installing Mr.Pickwick and Mr.Winkle inside, took his seat on the box by the driver.They alighted, as had been agreed on, about a quarter of a mile from the place of rendezvous, and desiring the coachman to await their return, proceeded the remaining distance on foot.
It was at this stage of the undertaking that Mr.Pickwick, with many smiles and various other indications of great self-satisfaction, produced from one of his coat pockets a dark lantern, with which he had specially provided himself for the occasion, and the great mechanical beauty of which, he proceeded to explain to Mr.Winkle as they walked along, to the no small surprise of the few stragglers they met.
"I should have been the better for something of this kind, in my last garden expedition at night; eh, Sam?" said Mr.Pickwick, looking good-humouredly round at his follower, who was trudging behind.
"Wery nice things, if they're managed properly, sir," replied Mr.Weller;"but when you don't want to be seen, I think they're more useful arter the candle's gone out, than wen it's alight."Mr.Pickwick appeared struck by Sam's remarks, for he put the lantern into his pocket again, and they walked on in silence.
"Down here, sir," said Sam."Let me lead the way.This is the lane, sir."Down the lane they went, and dark enough it was.Mr.Pickwick brought out the lantern once or twice, as they groped their way along, and threw a very brilliant little tunnel of light before them, about a foot in diameter.
It was very pretty to look at, but seemed to have the effect of rendering surrounding objects rather darker than before.
At length they arrived at the large stone.Here Sam recommended his master and Mr.Winkle to seat themselves, while he reconnoitred, and ascertained whether Mary was yet in waiting.
After an absence of five or ten minutes, Sam returned, to say that the gate was opened, and all quiet.Following him with stealthy tread, Mr.
Pickwick and Mr.Winkle soon found themselves in the garden.Here everybody said, "Hush!" a good many times; and that being done, no one seemed to have any very distinct apprehension of what was to be done next.
"Is Miss Allen in the garden yet, Mary?" inquired Mr.Winkle, much agitated.
"I don't know, sir," replied the pretty housemaid."The best thing to be done, sir, will be for Mr.Weller to give you a hoist up into the tree, and perhaps Mr.Pickwick will have the goodness to see that nobody comes up the lane, while I watch at the other end of the garden.Goodness gracious, what's that!""That 'ere blessed lantern 'ull be the death on us all," exclaimed Sam, peevishly."Take care wot you're a doin' on, sir; you're a sendin' a blaze o' light right into the back parlor winder.""Dear me!" said Mr.Pickwick, turning hastily aside.
"I didn't mean to do that."
"Now, it's in the next house, sir," remonstrated Sam.
"Bless my heart!" exclaimed Mr.Pickwick, turning round again.